Ice cream van jokes

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"It's the act of doing things for other people."

Then, I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:

Internal Revenue Service, Postal Service, Telephone Service, Civil Service, City & County Public Service, Customer Service, Service Stations

Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.

So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.

I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.

Submitted by Lindsay, Melbourne, Australia.

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However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


  • Water = Poop
  • Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of dung.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

Submitted by my little brother Bill, Ardmore, Pa.

The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate."

"In that case, " the man continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."

"You don't understand, sir, " the girl says. "We have no chocolate."

"Then just give me some chocolate, " he insists.

Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, "Sir, will you spell 'van, ' as in 'vanilla?'"

The man spells, "V A N."

"Now spell 'straw, ' as in 'strawberry.'"

"OK. S-T-R-A-W."

"Now, " the girl asked, "spell 'stink, ' as in chocolate."

The man hesitates, then confused, replied, "There is no stink in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" she screamed.

Submitted by Kenneth, Shropshire...

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